February 2012
13 posts
omg..hella craving brownies w/ milk!! the f!!! :’(
I suck at texting unless:
I am in a relationship with you
If you are cute
I need something
Me and you are close as fuck
I want you in my bed
werd.
January 2012
15 posts
Opening up your test and you see the first...
totally-relatable:
“I’m f*cked…”
Kyle Williams: “Look Ma, no hands.”
December 2011
13 posts
Bold what applies to you. →
asdfghjkllove:
I am a male.
I am a girl
I am shorter than 5’4.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I want a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my body.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have a piercing in a place other...
There must be absence to value presence.
November 2011
17 posts
Perfect Angle →
funniest10k:
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“Im at the gym looking good for you baby girl. ill be back later <3 i’m trying to do us a favor. I mean, one of us needs to look good in this relationship and you’re practically impossible.” (a txt message i get while im eating pizza.)
well excuse the fck outta me.